01. Don’t Let the Door Hit You in the Ass, 2014

Like most nice Italian girls, I was raised on a diet of pasta and grudges. Read more →

02. Greetings and Salutations!

Greetings and salutations! And yes, I know, greetings are salutations. But sometimes the only way to express the proper degree of enthusiasm is through a bit of redundancy.

For my first post, I want to thank the people who made this website possible.   Read more →